This is good rock and roll uh, music.

I think we can handle one more. Go for it.

So Ted Cruz.

Is Jonathan Franzen getting an EP credit on this one?

I find that Nespresso ad deeply upsetting. It has a claustrophobic feel that makes me very anxious.

I clearly had no idea. I withdraw my objection.

That his accountant gave him a stern talking to after he turned down that Disney paycheck?

Is there actually a market for this kind of movie? I get that Pixar films generally do well, but this doesn't seem to be quite at that level. Other than for providing unwatchable entertainment for long airplane trips, why do these things get made?

I don't see how that's possible, but yes.

It does sound different from what I thought it was, and I might check it out if my library has it, but I can tell you that Meyer isn't going to do anything good for the property. She is just toxic.

I specifically meant the supernatural conspiracy in the modern world subgenre. I am a huge fan of classic ghost stories (hence the screen name), existential/cosmic horror (I just picked up the recent Penguin Classics Edition of Thomas Ligotti's early short stories), and even have fun with pulp horror, but this sort…

I thought that said the Starburns cup, and I got excited.

I suggested using nuclear weapons on her. Doesn't that count for anything?

I'm going to take your word for that. I'm glad this book exists for people who like that sort of thing, but I'm not one of them.

I thought you were talking about Stephen King and Maximum Overdrive for a minute there.

I'll make a killing with my mezzotint service! I can't wait!

Very carefully.

Knightly Bishop-Pawn.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Guys, it's not Meyers doing the naming here: this is an adaptation of someone else's garbage fantasy romance.