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Countess von Fingerbang still sometimes lurks in here
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Call 911 and let them know you’re aware that you are being pulled over but will wait until you’re somewhere safe.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

oh, danny boy....

/stops bobbing up and down for a second to say...

And now that fucking song is in my head.

Yeah, she got out techniqued by Holm. Unless she gets better, she will lose again. Her previous success was based on being the most aggressive person in the ring. When you meet up with people who are more talented, you are gonna have a bad time.

I like how she’s slowwwwwly scaled back the hair thing with each passing interview.

Minute 16?

There has never been a truer statement. Deen just looks like a regular white dude. He is not tall, not super built...he is just a white dude. Women are taught this because most of the mediums we watch are run by mediocre white men.

Women in America are taught to love mediocre white men and that’s him in a nutshell.

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

ebooks have been a great small people distracter at events like engagement parties where people forgot about child entertainment.

I figured that was a reference to Deliverence, which is just as heinous a metaphor, but for different reasons.

I want to do the same but watch it with my tits out on the couch because fuck this guy.

It’s not what you bolded, but I think this bit is particularly telling: I’m down on my knees and whining like a little piglet….”wheee!…wheee!…I’m sorry…I’m sorry!

Wait. He tells women to toughen up but turns into a yellow bellied coward when the twitterverse brings down the the hammer?!