He said it multiple times. His gf is aware and is still with him because she has low self-esteem. It's pretty heartbreaking. She deserves better.

Because you haven't truly lived unless you've gotten inked with your ex and his new girlfriend.

I love when exes give the whole “but you didn’t give me a chance!” spiel.

I didn’t take it well when my ex-husband got remarried to my ex best friend. They even had a similar wedding to mine, complete with a 20’s theme and finger waves in her hair.

Sort of related: my ex-husband had a meltdown when I let him know that I started dating someone. Never mind that he had been dating the same girl for a year and lived with her.

I am no longer married, but here are a couple of photos from the wedding I had many years ago. The first one was my absolute favorite, and really does not do justice to just how large my dress was.

Well, you don’t have to tell me twice.

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

If they’re going to insist on making underwear a feminist or antifeminist statement then I’m just going to go back to not wearing any.

It was a big deal because she was a tad narcissistic :).

Any time after her engagement. She didn’t want anyone being engaged while she was engaged.

They got engaged a week or so before the wedding. Bride was upset because she thought the couple might *gasp* talk about the engagement at the wedding.

What?!?

Oh god, I’m so sorry. That sounds awful :(

You and everyone else! He’s a pretty likable guy :)

Mm, coconut tequila.

I’m actually a fan of the Hemingway if it’s done with really good absinthe. Fun fact: if you add a sugar cube it’s called a Death in the Afternoon.

This shot is amazing! I love it!

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

One person, of course, has asked exactly how you would explain something like this to your child if they saw these people out and about, but it seems like explaining make-believe wouldn’t be too hard to a kid who probably pretends to be a dog or a tiny kitty sometimes, anyway.