Soooooo I need this dress in my life stat.

I am literally in tears. TEARS. Thank you for this.

Wait you're supposed to toss your hair, not mercilessly make fun of the guy like an 8 yr-old? Damn.

I agree!

I forgot about the ash diamond! Hmm...I could turn my ashes into a family jewel to be handed down from generation to generation...

No embalming/diorama for me. Just set me on fire* and be done with it.

YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL.

Almost-Berthas unite! I was almost a Bertha too!

I'm on Team Dog so I think the initials ARF are awesome!

Nice catch by your dad.

Bertha. Swear to god, my dad wanted to name me Bertha due to family reasons, and my mother had to convince him that I would never, ever, EVER forgive him for naming me that.

Now see, that I approve of :).

Just make sure it's 100% honey and not honey mixed with corn syrup. I use the method outlined here, except I use it in the shower.

Why can't you have salad?

It's definitely pungent, isn't it? BUT it works wonders!

Do it in the shower so it'll rinse right off!

Different strokes. I know it works wonders for some people. I will say that it made my skin unbelievably soft, but my acne got worse. I tried sticking with it because I know skin can purge and it really did make it soft. But alas, it was not meant for me.

I'd say go for it AFTER you do a test run with less fancy honey to see if the honey wash works for you. Then splurge.

I haven't tried fancy manuka honey yet, though I saw a jar of it at my local co-op and it was quite expensive. But since I've been doing the honey thing for a while I might give it a shot.

THEN YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED TO DIEEEEEEEE!