I think the parodies are the best thing about this stupid #TrueBeauty campaign. Though I think this video will always be my favorite.

Eh, this issue was discussed a while ago and let go. You're late to the party.

Fucking jars, man. I swear they like to watch us struggle.

Did you get him because you were craving a baby?

Eh, I don't judge. I was just giggling over the movie quote and picturing someone using that exact same line while holding a hitachi.

For some reason I'm thinking of that line in Gangs of New York when he's like "no son, the blood stays on the blade." Except applied to sex toys.

Ooh yes! The insistent and intrusive touching is the best part!

Bahaha! A smile AND a seductive wink!

Oh lord, me too. I get engrossed as fuck in my books, and when a dude is constantly interrupting me, I can't lose myself in the story.

Is it just me, or does Benjamin Franklin have a massive case of bitchy resting face going on here? He'd look better if he smiled.

I will fucking drink to that.

Don't forget to pester that woman reading her book at your local Starbucks. She's only pretending to be busy and totally wants you to interrupt her to ask her out.

I generally just eat my children as newborns so parenting isn't the issue here.

Not to mention the Turks are currently still denying that the Armenian genocide ever happened because everyone knows those damned dirty Armenians just want free money in the form of reparations :P.

Right! You can only be my knight in shining armor if I get to return the favor without you considering it an affront to your masculinity.

My dad jokes that he treats us better now so we won't put him in a shoddy nursing home when he's old and feeble :P.

I love this comment.

Eh, he's not a bad guy at heart. He was just a young dad and I think he thought he was giving us an advantage by showing how easy it is to be conned and not to trust anyone. Still, our relationship needed quite a bit of repair and a few apologies on his end before we were able to proceed as adult friends, which we…

Me neither. I had to tell a story of revenge I witnessed :(.

This isn't my story, because I'm a pussy and don't know how to get revenge. My brother, on the other hand...