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Countess von Fingerbang still sometimes lurks in here
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DON'T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME I ONLY DRINK THE CHEAP STUFF!!!!!!

I'll add this to the list of things I don't really care about, thanks.

I use it to gargle when I have strep throat.

Pretty sure champagne is the beverage for the easily duped masses. "Look, this bottle is 300.00! It MUST be good!"

Oh my gods how is champagne winning? Do people really not appreciate vodka's versatility?

Right, and the solution obviously isn't to keep people from hitting each other. The solution is for men to hit women. Because, y'know, that's something men don't normally do. Ever.

"Earth Stan is boxers. Space Stan is panties."

I would imagine I would handle a roast about as well as Roger did in American Dad...

DON'T YOU BITCHES KNOW IF YOU WANT EQUALITY YOU HAVE TO LET MEN HIT YOU?!?!?! It's only fair.

DAMNIT! Totally beat me to it.

I can't even handle this face.

"Psh, I assemble the flat-pack furniture because I THRIVE ON EMASCULATING YOU! HAHAHAHA!"

Leggings are not pants.

"But my children will be confused! They will be distracted! They won't know what's going on!" Well you know what? Fuck your child, and fuck you too.

Hasn't Madonna done the armpit hair thing before? Haven't other celebrities done this already? Why do people care?

Fun fact: Irish cream and strawberry is actually pretty goddamned good.

This conversation seems to have turned into a debate I did not intend to have and am most definitely not interested in. My original point was only that I don't approve of criticizing what other people enjoy as long as it's not harmful (I mentioned in another post that I do not approve of puppy-caning as a form of

I'm not disagreeing with you. I just hated my ex's hypocrisy. Ministry of Silly Walks is funny because juxtaposition is delightful! Absurdity is fun! But let's not pretend Ministry of Silly Walks is intellectually stimulating. Please.

They really are! I loved Flying Circus too. One of the things I love about Monty Python is the silliness and absurdity. And a lot of the humor really is clever. But some of it isn't, and that's absolutely OK. There's nothing wrong with that. I really just wanted to call my ex-husband a hypocritical jackass, not