This corgi puppy is very suspicious of this mini pumpkin:

I love bats. I think that they are awesome and adorable (even vampire bats TBH) and generally misunderstood. One of my good friends has bats that live outside of her apartment, and every night at dusk they squeak and swoop off into the night in search of food. Then at dawn they return, squeaking all the way. I got to…

So I have about a billion novels I have to prioritize reading, but the month of October is when I really start craving scary stories (like most people, I guess). I really enjoy a good scary short story, and I feel like scary stories tend to flourish in that genre.

Some of you guys might remember my post last year about how my boyfriend needed to free a mouse from a glue trap. I posted this adorable picture of said mouse after she was freed:

If you guys have not seen these two yet, meet Darren and Phillip:

Prolly NSFW

I’m not talking about the serious stuff - I mean the stupid, inane, downright silly fights where afterwards you both go “okay, what the fuck was our problem?” Spouse, parent, sibling, pet - doesn’t matter. We’ve all had these stupid arguments that seem very important while we’re in them, and becomes ridiculous and…

...I hate hounds.

I am not a fan of spiders. Even this video was a little hard to watch. But goddamnit, the peacock spider dance is pretty cool to watch, and I want to make all kinds of gifs with this video. Especially the little guy at 00.29.

This morning my roommate's cat almost took me down with a headbutt while I was in the middle of a pose. My dog steals my yoga mat the second I step away. The struggle is real.

I'm trying to incorporate yoga into my fitness routine to help with some chronic pain issues/bad inflexibility. I've taken some yoga classes before so I'm not a complete noob, but I'd like to work on a 20-30 minute routine that I can change up as needed. But because I'm still kind of a yoga noob, I'm not sure where…

I have no idea I felt compelled to google "dogs underwater" but I am so, so glad I did.

I've seen a few posts where people talk about automatic turn-offs or deal breakers when it comes to getting to know new people. I want to talk about the opposite of that - your turn ons, deal un-breakers (I wish I could find an Archer gif of Pam saying this), or just general traits that make a person infinitely…

So I had a shitty night last night. Like, "staying up all night while crying and drinking wine" shitty. I don't want to rehash what happened last night, and instead would like to numb the pain with cute animal pictures.

Hi GT! It's Thursday. Everything sucks and I think I'm in the throes of an existential crisis. BUT I had a minor victory today that I'd like to share with you all in the hopes that minor personal victories become the next GT trend.