I may be a six foot tall man with the mind of a child, but I this has less to do with the corn rows - as many think it only does - and as much to do with Jenner using the word “diiissss”. That’s pretty much dog-whistle for “Look at me, Imma black now!” That’s the really offensive part to me. She can do her hair any…

Next time on HAIRPOLICE. Evil whitey wears cornrolls will amandla stop this monster

well braids and cornrows have existed in Europe and Asia since pagan times. BUT if she is arguing that only black women can use them then can white women give the same shit to black women going blonde?

I don’t think anyone has ever celebrated a white person’s corn rows, ever (minus the one white person who is wearing them and whatever lady on the beach in Barbados that sold him/her on the idea).

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

Wow, way to make the whole situation about you, Whoopi! Her narcissism is off the fucking charts. “Mel Gibson can’t be a racist, because he’s never said anything racist to my face.” “Cosby can’t be a rapist, because people have made snap judgments about me in the past.” Ugh, she disgusts me.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

*mouth waters*

yeah but whatever because Annie’s is infinitely better than Kraft

Question: Can I post a pic of me shitting my pants on Instagram?

One clarification ... Chris Winfield did NOT come "up with a system of simple questions" to help "address your worries head-on." Byron Katie did, as published in her book "The Work" which Winfield credited in the article you are excerpting.

These questions were created by Byron Katie author of "Loving What Is"

Consider that her intentions weren't intentionally dodgy, but a type of self-preservation. From my observations, Hilary doesn't trust anyone after her experiences in the White House and with the media. Government technology is notoriously antiquated. Add Snowden and the NSA to the mix and I'd be wary as well. Hilary…

I wish someone would make a really butch sounding IUD. I would 100% get an IUD that was called something like "ThunderGuts" and came with one of those Detroit type "this is America, we don't worry about being fancy, we just get the damn job done" commercials.

Yeah, we need to quit it with the idea that this is about her "not campaigning." She was perfectly happy to campaign; she just wanted to get paid extra to do it.

Oh please, this is not about gender equality. She was an ignorant asshole, and now she is paying the price for her entitlement.

This oughta be good.

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

In a 7-minute video entitled "We Can't Be Afraid of the Scary 'I Word,'" Palin hits the ground running, comparing Obama's America to a "battered wife" saying "No mas."

TOO CUTE