Melt? Defuck is Melt?

John Carpenter was never a feminist.

Yer tearing me apaaaaht, Change!

Explain.

Hey, I wanna live with the lawn guys.

Until tomorrow anyway. 11 AM EST.

When illusion spin her net
I'm never where I want to be
And liberty she pirouette
When I think that I am free
Watched by empty silhouettes
Close their eyes but still can see
No one taught them etiquette
So I will show another me
Today I don't need a replacement
I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant
My heart going boom,…

Billy Corgan was never a feminist.

Morrissey was never a feminist.

Did she damn him to Hell for all eternity? I mean, Sister, why even attend a Paul Ryan "town hall" unless it is to use your Gawd-given nun superpowers?

(It WAS pretty evil, but I realize tomorrow is the Kinjapox and agree we might as well burn these effin' bridges.)

Sure. OK, smart guy. Now explain Coke Zero Sugar.

Dick Gregory, Jerry Lewis, gay Xena.

I can see…The only way I'm getting to 30K before 'Japox is if I upvote all my own posts today.

We all dance on your strings.

TWO THINGS!

Next thing you're gonna tell me Joss Whedon was never a feminist.

This is how Kinjapox begins, people. Put your masks on!

^This guy fucks.

Great. I left my shitstorm umbrella at home.