Awhooooooo, bro! Whoo with me. C'mon, bro!

Well, yeah. None of us are advocating complete craziness.

I am NOT letting you take a look at my pubes!

All-honky. Beautiful woke honky. You blind 'em with your anti-racist honky.

It's inside the hearts of all stupid white people.

My space! My space! I was told it would be safe! There's something wrong with my space! My space has been replaced!

Oh these tiki-carrying, stupid motherfuckers.

Not if you deny science and believe some fucked-up interpretation of The Bible.

See? The three of us just had the kind of moment that we won't ever be able to have with Kinja.

You couldda corrected my typos. If you really cared. I'm just sayin.'

My 12 kids on their way to college be damned. I've got things to do!

Eh. Yeah. But he kinda smelled a little funky. I mean…Each of us gotta like what we like.

Oh. He was my hero when I was, like, seven.

That was the Old Testament God. He was kinda, what's the word, bupkis?

I see what you did there.

Wrong article! I'll allow it.

We "know" we know, in theory. But when you see it, you're forced to "know" know in a whole new way.

Kinda weird. He drank too much and wasn't very hygienic. But, I'll allow it. Pursuit of Happiness.

Fashionably?

Remind me…Who is Grant Goodeve?