I burst out laughing at the crack about retiring off to Paris being a dumb idea.

"…doused with literal extract of evil"

He probably would have been more-so on the '60s show, though, and that's really the point.

It's not the same as this trailer tonally, at all. It's a great satire —- never taking itself too seriously —- even taking funny (as opposed to mean-spirited) whacks at Burton and Nolan.

The trailer sure doesn't bring across any of that same charm. I hope they're not making the mistake of going "serious." Two-Face, voiced by Shatner, of all people, is something they could have a lot more fun with than the common "struggling with duality" trope.

Trump will be making another statement on Monday, after his staffers have written something for him to read, and his sycophantic supporters will start to inundate the internet with approval of his "presidentiality." CNN will concur, and white people will get back to their economic insecurities and The Defenders on…

I love Dopey. Bring me one of the Stormtrooper dolls or one of the superhero action figures.

The Age of Enlightenment is past. It is now the Age of Entertainment.

It's not sad because no one noticed your leaving. It was a dull party anyway, and they're an unobservant crowd. It's sad because tomorrow you're gonna be all bound-up on account of all that cheese.

"Jared's more of a businessman than a Jew. Believe me, folks."

Except the Civil War. Sure there was violence on all sides in that situation, but it's important for all Americans to cherish their history.

If it looks like a lame-duck and sounds like a lame-duck and attached itself to the Trump movement like a lame-duck, that lame-duck is Mike Pence, who has kissed his chance of ever being a viable political voice goodbye with his lame-duck lips.

Ivanka is hollow.

TALK TO DADDY, IVANKA, YOU NITWIT. THAT'S SUPPOSEDLY WHY YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A CORNER OFFICE.

Jebus but Mike Pence looks like he's getting hard in that photo.

Red Letter Media seems "liberal" to you? I'd bet anything that Mike is a registered Republican. Jay probably doesn't vote.

This just simply isn't true for everyone.

Yes he is, and I'm really surprised he hasn't been re-banned yet.

To be (cont'd.)…

Sooner the better.