Psst. They've been here all along.

En-cucumbered?

Wang dang sweet poontang!

What is it then?

Nope. I checked.

Do ugly people just get the $250K automatically because they can't get dates?

You could have just written "I am a dumb-fuck" and saved yourself over 40 words, but you just had to type the rest and make yourself look completely silly?

Nah. She must be a whore because she sells her integrity for money.

You're not fooling anybody by creating a second account so you can agree with your first account, Elmer.

Oh, sweetheart. Propaganda doesn't make you angry? That's adorable!

Jebus. Another young blonde woman.

I dunno. I never was cool.

Everybody knows brining is the best way to tenderize your meat.

Um, George Clooney is standing right there.

#6 will ASTONISH you!

DJ with a snow globe in the garage.

Chuckles is DEAD, you heartless ess oh bee!

Except for the one you were always fond of, yes.

Clearly, though, a man on a stage, in public, saying that, is quite likely cruder in private, and one specific allegation does not preclude other incidents.

Nobody worked their ass off to get to Google. Jebus Chrissy!