*coughs* Kevin Spacey *coughs*

It. All of it.

Teacher: "Today, children, we're going to use glitter on our crafts. Now, you have to be very careful with your glitter, or it will get everywhere."

Yeah. Since they didn't pay for the music they used, apparently.

Sick burn, bro.

Rod Stewart has no sons! Thanks for making him cry!

Which is far less stupid than Prince "Blanket" Jackson.

Rhymin' McCartney?

Honestly, it was alright, but it pissed me off with that "Glee"-inspired strut through the streets at the beginning, and I never quite embraced it after that.

Their song goes "duh duh duh DE di duh duh," and mine goes "duh duh Duh didi Duh duh." Not the same thing.

Don't say it's the little arms.

"…given the care and attention he gave to selecting the movie’s tunes."

Makes it that much easier to [Redacted].

Yeah, but that means we'd have a Shkreli movie, and, gawd-dammit, we don't need one of those. Ever.

As if The Patriots weren't reason enough to hate New England.

Huh?

It's pretty dark.

♪ Bah Bah Bah ♪

You hang out with the wrong people.

Even Neil Diamond is laughing at you so-hard right now.