Ham McConaughey is my favorite sandwich at the deli.

That's not even a thing. Now you're just making things up.

Not to Republicans and bigots.

Border crossings from Mexico have been decreasing for years. The facts contradict Trump's fear-mongering and wall-building.

Nah. She's just dishonest and venal, like she was raised to be.

Yes. And?

There is now so much shit to hate, I can't possibly hate all of it. I'm shriveling as it is.

Best point was made by Thad Boyd…

Don't worry, Jarvanka and Generalissimo Discipline are now on the case. Greatness about to commence…

♪ Straight up, now tell me,
Is it gonna be you and me together,
Oh, oh, oh, or are you just havin' fun ♪

*slow clap*

"Speak coherent English, motherfuckers! You first, Trump Administration."

Oh, kumbaya, ya pansy!

Ryan Adams just committed The Cardinals sin of fat-shaming Julian Casablancas.

Oh really? Well I have never listened to Ryan Adams while stroking, so now you know what doesn't turn me on.

[Redacted. Because, I didn't mean to step on Hank_Dolworth's joke.]

I know what potatoes are. That's as much of this crap of which I can make sense.

It's right there. Yeah. There it is. Oh. Oh. That's it. Right there. Uh, huh. Yeah. You got it. Right there. Oh.

"Why hello, Photo-of-Trump-Sharting-His-Tennies. We were wondering if you'd show up today. Have you met my friend Mr. Never-Gets-Old? Why, of course you have. What was I thinking? You two have so much in common. It's like you're two peas in a pod."

Ba-dum-tsh!