I thought, "Damn! Norwegians got nice clean busses!"
America - Losing the Clean Bus Gap

Well, well. Lookit Mr. I'm-31-Flavors-of-Awesome-&-You're-Not over here!

That headline doesn't make sense. I'm not going to read the article to see if I can figure it out, but it just doesn't make sense.

I think your firing was unfair. Sarah Huckabee Sanders does look heavy in that dress. Besides, she asked. And you did not say "fat," you said "comfortable," which I thought showed refreshing diplomacy as compared to recent persons in that position.

Stefan Hertmans' War & Turpentine

So much for the tolerant left.

Whaler? I haven't even met her yet.

Oh, snap!
Fat mammal burn, yo!

Something, something, rude joke about teats.

This elf fucks.

Are the Keebler elves named like the Smurfs? Because, if that's the case, it's Fucky-Fuck Keebie, doing all the fucking.

Feculent rectal canker Jeff Sessions.

Why, dahlin'. Rub a little buttah on yo chest. Does nothin' fo' tha vapors, but, ooh, ya'll have tha wimmins jus' a-linin' up to lick ya!

CATS AND DOGS
CATS AND MERFERING DOGS!!!

Or, they just don't want to share the stuff that they assume could be theirs.

But, but, but, but…It's a liberal media!

Bill Clinton: "If people have good jobs, and they think they have enough money to send their children to school, then they just won't worry about the other stuff."

Gullibility isn't just Aquaman's chief superpower.

$14 billion earmarked for the wall. That's a lot more money not spent on improving the situation of coal miners in West Virginia.

I envision a jury of twelve of our peers, sniffing our asses to determine that, yes, indeed, these odors are not the same.