The Mooch likes to watch.

"I said off the record!"
"No you didn't."
"Everything I say is off the fucking record, you fucking prick."
"Nah."
"I can have you killed. I know people."
"No you can't. You don't."
"I trusted you! Wanna know what I think about Jared?"
"Sure."
"That little cocksucker fingers his own ass."
"I'll have to redact some of that…

Except, South Park doesn't satirize this kind of stuff anymore.
Because, they're above it —- sure, OK, we'll say that's the reason.

These are four names, though, that don't belong on this list..

It's bad that you admit to the same thought process as Mooch The Dooch. You probably should refrain from that. At least, you know, in front of others.

Twaffles, all the way down.

It will lead him to the dark side?

or anything?

-20, though, to start with?

Lay's —- every brand of chip, basically —- spare me your experiments in sodium and chemicals and just come up with a way to provide a bag full of chips instead of a bag of a few chips and a ton of chip crumbs.

Congratulations, Coldplay. You're not the worst "big" rock band this year.

It was a major concocted and promoted reason (that we actually really didn't care that much about except to assert ourselves as "not it") we couldn't abide it.

If guns could vote, you know they wouldn't vote for anybody but a Republican.

Your entire heart or just the cockles?

Fuck Tom Cruise. Short, toothsome Scientology twit.

Well, time capsules are interesting, I suppose. Until they're dug up and opened.

We need another Trump Newswire quick, because this sh!t is embarrassing.

SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE

What did the crapping sheep say to the toilet?

*guitar break and flash-pots*