Which only confirms just how terrible Batman comics have been for the last 20 years.

Sure. But then he gets called before Congress like some kind of criminal.

Well, there was that two-minute coda at the end of MAN OF STEEL where everybody was, like, "This guy is so cool," but then that was completely contradicted by most of BVS, where even the montage meant to show Superman looking heroic was sinister and creepy.

Where would superhero movies even be if people started doing that?

This looks like Zack Snyder's idea of a Star Trek thing.

That scene you tear up to is the single scene in the entire movie that wrenches me from my seat screaming.

Um, yes. He kind of does. He literally complains about Batman marking criminals to Perry White.

You're really gonna make me go back and watch that looking for a green dot?

You need to get out more.

Lobster? I haven't even net her yet.

Yes. An action movie set underwater. You've seen that a million times before.

Um, Aquaman is not Thor. And movie Thor had to become a joke for anybody to give a shit.

Seriously? I don't think you know anyone who has ever read an Aquaman comic.

OK. Scrolls. Just a bunch of comments from people who hate "Batman." Whatever.

Gawd no. Just fuck no.

They'll make it up to you with effluvient praise for Netflix' The Defender's TV Guide advertisement.

I hope something glows like electricity and then sparks. Because that's still thrilling to me. Every. Single. Gawd-damned. Time. Not.

Yeesh, she's a horror.

Huh? I don't see any neon. Or nipples.

Oh, how quickly we forget. All the posters we've seen all year.