New Gods have shellfish allergies. That's the only reason they keep Aquaman around.

Yes, and?

This changes everything!

Golly, you'll be surprised. I'm not spoiling anything.

Body armor on The Flash is such a stupid idea. The sparks are bound to start wildfires. Heavy metal does not connote speed.

Maybe it's the Joss Whedon influence.

She's begging you to come get her out of this mess. With her yearning eyes and her, um, mouth.

Yessir. They all do except for Wonder Woman. It's a shame she has to be associated with this so soon after her triumph.

Why's he blue all of a sudden?

I know he was known for a lot of things, but I thought of CAT PEOPLE before I thought of HOME ALONE. A subtle, down-to-Earth acting style that will be remembered fondly nonetheless.

"Mommy! SNL was so mean to me!"

Stew of slaughtered dog?

"Oh, bother," said Pooh.

You're right. From the outside, this has got to be hilarious!

20 years from now they're so stupid. They can't even imagine what this feels like.

Thing is, nobody gives a shit about Sean Spicer's sanity.

The clock is ticking, Spicey. Hannity can do nothing for you. Write your book. Tick, tick, tick, tock…

Says the man who has been recast three times and is now a scrawny boy, pulling in fewer actual tickets (per Forbes) than the last, um, man-boy.

Magic 8-Ball says, The answer is "Definitely."

Oh, A.A. I'm sure you're bothered whenever a good guy wins at the end of a movie.