Oh fuck off, Grant Morrison.

He was sad about Harvey Dent.

Sigh.

Same with the fucking rubber muscles. Not Affleck's fault at all.

Now, Dawg.

Nah. Bruce Wayne is Batman. When Dick Grayson grows up, he shouldn't have to wear daddy's clothes to work.

I feel like this was something we knew already.

Trumpcare!

Well, we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot. Welcome back.

'Ow d'ya like dem apples?

True dat.

Somedays, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Nope. That was just a Batman-shaped impersonation of a thing that was called "Batman."

Danny, the kid at my gym, who wears a Batman tee-shirt.

Nah.

They'll never say it, but he's never coming back.

As in, Christian Bale never was the Batman, and that's still a fact, dammit.

"a marquee…was installed…to prevent…video from drones"

Sorry. Paul Ryan's using it.

Because, of course he is.