"Invisibles" is brilliant. "Doom Patrol," too. Even the early Batman stuff that was edited by Denny O'Neil or Archie Goodwin. Just keep Grant Morrison away from every superhero except the one with a big S on his chest.

Jervis Tetch wearing a paper hat for the win.

Yeah. Re-read what you just wrote. I'll paraphrase: It's super cool and fun when "Robin" cuts off dudes' heads.

Exactly. But add a heaping dose of "youthful wise-ass."

Because, that's Batman, right? Dude with serious family issues finds out he has a biological son, and, instead of taking the brat fishing or something, he dresses him up to run out and fight crime.

Nah.

Bigger news: Sources are saying Affleck will be "gracefully" shunted from Matt Reeves' Batman movie.

Dude, Batman's cloning himself now. He's got a machine in the bat-cave. When he "dies" or time-travels or hangs out with malevolent alternate-reality versions of himself (!), Alfred just hits a button, and out poops another Bruce Wayne. Seriously, thanks in part to this Grant Morrison dumb-ass, Batman has gotten…

Bingo.

Nope.

Yes. But they would say the same thing about their hair-styles and their glossy magazines, and —- um, I'm not really sure where I was going with that, eh, maybe something about their credibility, I dunno.

"Thank you for car-ring."
If you're gonna stereotype, you gotta commit.

Um, Italy called. It confirms there is nothing authentically Italian about anything from Jersey.

Made in America. All the useless crap.

Some days kill actors. Some kill rock stars. Others don't kill any celebrity, but they kill some people. Then there are the days, when Death can only manage to kill a few bad ideas.

As award botches go, this is pittance-y compared to the Oscar kerfuffle.

Counterpoint from Count Erpoint: I have seen CRIMSON PEAK and THE LOST CITY OF Z. He's not amazing in the latter either.

Well, they couldn't use DAWN OF THE PACIFIC RIM because, um, duh.

Jebus Chrissy. We're doing this again?

Believe me. There will be theaters that are half-full.