Well. If you nuke Steve King from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

You cannot. GOP representatives don't acknowledge facts.

Bro! There are only three things straight dudes think about. One is Chuck Norris in his jammies. Another is how lucky Gisele Bundchen is. And the third, and only other, thing is…

"We'll never know if Hillary Clinton really won the popular vote," says Kobach.

Lena Dunham or this Janis Aries? I've never heard the latter's comedy. She must be new?

You'll have to go back at least thirty Septembers to convince me this was ever a thing.

Who?

"dagger-eyed aplomb"
I thought it was more like "saber-tongued sarcasm"?

"A plank in thine own side-eye"?
No, I planked you first.

Don't mistake my lack of concern for a willing him to die.

Would that John McCain were held to that line of logic.

Please.

Because —- and it really should be obvious —- any previous generation would say, "Damn, we better build a better plane." But Millennials look at the mountain and say, "Sweet. Let's do shots!"

Meanwhile, if you check your statistics and adjust for inflation, you see all of those "cultural juggernauts" selling fewer real admissions than their original counterparts.

Oh, day-um! Look who popped in on an X-Files thread to tell us all how disinterested he is in X-Files. Boy! Got us, good!

♪ Short penis got no reason
Short penis got no reason
Short penis got no reason
To live

You just compared Jake Paul and Jim Morrison.
Do you feel good about that?

Colin. Pick something else to get all righteous-upset over. This is making you seem silly.

Kill the dumbs. Feel bad about it later.

We start killing the dumbs, and we call it The Rapture. Ain't nobody gonna stop us.