*stabs dick*
"You mad,bro?"
"HE MAD, BRO!"

That's called enabling, and it's frowned upon.

"Trump is President, and we hate Boomers. Let's act like idiots and wreck sh!t! It's our time, dawgs!"

This guy and all his Paulers. Case closed.

You're defending Pew-Die-Pie, bro. Go do your chores before your dad gets home.

71 million views, my ass. That's a dozen wiggas holding their dicks with one hand and clicking the mouse with the middle finger of their other hand 5, 916,673 times or so.

"What are 'old people'?"

Donnie Joo, you big baby! It's just for awhile. It's not like you got cossacked.

He needs clearance to do mid-East peace! He's not Batman!
Well, yet.

Ooh, lookit Mr. Flaccid-Self-Expression over here!

I thought he was talking about Madonna? Oh, nevermind.

Hey "horribly mediocre" kettle, the ebony pot just called you a name that rhymes with "hack."

Nah. As a kid, Russell was a huge star for Disney. Also, Jan-Michael Vincent. Hayley Mills. Dean Jones.

It also suffers from that which most films of the era that are concerned with the Civil War years suffer: The horribly exaggerated "pi'gin" dialect. GONE WITH THE WIND? Jesus!

I am really surprised that, in their rush to reboot all their classic animations as "live-action" films, they haven't attempted to reboot and refashion "Song of the South." They couldn't do it with specific "Br'er Rabbit" tales (because those were all appropriated from folklore by a racist), but they could certainly…

Or, just maybe —- though I don't entirely disagree with your post —- imagination is like a muscle that requires exercise, but once you find out you can lay-off a little and rest on a proven formula or purchase other companies and swap out the logos, imagination starts to atrophy.

"What're they doin', Jim-Bob?"
"Well," *spits 'baccy* "Looks like they is fixin' to throw dem bags o' drugs over this wall."
"Just throw 'em?"
"Chuck 'em right over, fer as I kin tell."
"Dose look like 50 pound bags."
"They's 60 pounds if they's an inch."
"You ever chuck a 60 pound bag, Jim-Bob?"
"Eh yup." *spits more…

What if they're attached to one another, human centipede-style?

I suppose if one watches this, one must watch THE ROOM first, yeah?

"Yo, lunkhead. You got a li'l bit o' slaw on your tee shirt dere."