If the kids get to decide I'm too old for da club, then I get to decide they're too young to critique my vocabulary. I call a thing what a thing is.

Exactly once. And afterwards kept insisting, "We should respect the office and give the man a chance."

One shouldn't get points for going "against the party line fairly often" when the party line is always crap. It's not a "lot more reasonable than the others" kind of thing. It's an "any integer multiplied by zero is always zero" thing.

Is the Gayle in discussion the "Oprah's girl" Gayle? Because I won't watch her after the whole Ivanka thing.

Would've gone with plumbers, myself.

There's a better argument to be made though that they just wanted some of that right-wing cred to challenge CBS' and "60 Minutes"' dominance of that Sunday slot.

Aw. Sucks to be a Right-wing shill trying to make it in the mainstream world of TV journalism.

Because it's imaginary?

Weird. I don't think he'd make a very good President.

You said "lawn." You said nothing about the moat.

Oh! I get it now. Chip & Dale!

"Wait. I don't actually have to sleep with Ben Stiller, do I?," Dev Patel asks too late.

Yes.

That tale is groovy, Daddy-O. *snaps fingers*

Fleek?

"Is there an opening act?"
"No. But I heard there's a nice buffet."

(Psst. There hasn't really been a Queen since Freddie died. You're seeing a logo. But, enjoy it.)

How did Indianapolis make it on to the "List Of Midwest Cities Known for Having Nightclubs"?

Dude! Try the Bingo hotties!

Well! Lookit Mr. I-Know-What-"Chewy"-Means-And-What-Primani-Tank-Tops-Are over here!