What are you supposed to call them when you can't use the word "nightclub"?

Piss-shaming is bullying, and it's frowned upon.

Heavy metal gyms are even worse.

I can't believe the movie about Wonder Woman didn't have more lady-on-lady bondage in it.
Oh, wait. Of course I can believe that.

Right? I mean, we won the Civil War! We can point!

Due da da da?

I'm sorry, Tobe Hooper. I should have known.

Fight Club Night? "Dress as Meat Loaf and get free shots!"

Exception: Clubs that play jazz, folk, country, or blues music at night.
"Nightclub", I guess, is exclusively trademarked by discos.

Horrible, soul-crushing places with terrible music playing way too loud for intelligent conversation to happen.

You haven't been made to listen to enough Ed Sheeran.
Consider yourself fortunate.

It's OK for you. It's not OK for other people.

So, is this what all those nancies want instead of Trump coverage?

Lots of money buys a pretty house.

"He's my boyfriend!"

Yes there is.

Taxes and regulations and government and stuff! Goll, duh!

And no one would say a word about it for 40 years.

And then Michigan decides not to have Senators for awhile.

Dear Gawd, make it all stop.