Never NOT funny!

Norm!

I always knew Huey Lewis was a Republican shill!

Neo-Cons follow the money. There are no governments they hate, as long as those governments will buy their goods and services or their arms.

All American citizens are patsies. Been that way since the beginning.

He already pardoned Donnie Joo.

I like my bohunks greasy and couth!

Slut-shaming is wrong!

Riiight? How many FOX News viewers telephoned and complained about Jeanine Pirro invoking Satan? You would've thought that would've caused about a million minds to explode, until you realize just how strongly they're all protected by cognitive dissonance.

And right about then, usually, another scandal involving some religious figure having an affair or abusing a child comes out.

If you're on the verge of bankruptcy, again, though, and you need some cash that you can't get from the US banks, because you suck? Under those specific circumstances…








even then I don't think most people would be caught in bed with Putin. Only bad people.

McConnell repealing Obamacare without a viable replacement will help.

He needs something to jack up the approval ratings. War somewhere is all he's got left.

"Yes" is the answer to both of your questions.

"I thought, as long as I paid for the hour, I could do what I wanted during that hour."

Man. For being such habitual liars, these people sure aren't very good at it.

Asparagus having to worry about R. Kelly's anger issues!

Sexy!

I remember it as OJ tried to release his book. I'm recalling it as written by him, though it was probably ghostwritten. The Goldmans sued before publication, outraged that he could make money from a book when he still hadn't paid them the damages resulting from the civil suit against him. The courts awarded them the…

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I'd like to drop you from a plane up in the sky. ♪