Oh. So this is going to be DUMBO, as if Dumbo were Pete's Dragon, as if Pete's Dragon were Ol' Yeller? Um, OK.

Honestly, there's really no reason to see exactly what you've already read, is there?

Somebody told me recently that this is Stephen King's best-selling book. Are they combining the entire series (which just seems wonky from a math perspective), or can this really be true?

"But it's not really about length, is it? It's about pacing."

"Mostly it's just people walking."

You're dating a dog that drinks?

I have a retort for every one of your complaints, but I don't even care.

This one is ALL about internal conflicts.
Caesar's.
Red Donkey's.
Preacher's.
The Colonel's.

Nah. Its blockbuster bloat is pretty lean. It has 70% less blockbuster bloat than any Marvel Universe film. 90% less than any other sci-fi franchise (example Alien: Covenant).

"I wanted to see Caesar the warrior/war strategist, with Maurice as his adviser and Rocket as his right hand man"

See, I feel "it felt smaller than the others" is a compliment.

♪ See Robert Downey with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That Robert Downey got his own jet airplane
That Robert Downey, he's a millionaire ♪

$25-37 million.
[Citation needed.]

There's something wrong with you, but at least you've found the right group of friends. There's something wrong with all of them, too.

What is it good for?

You're correct. A "Nova" is Chuck Heston's mute squeeze in '68. However, there's no real definitive suggestion the character is the same.

No, because the whole "Marvel Cinematic Universe!!!! Yay!!!!!" mind-set made up much of that difference. (Even the new Spider-Man's opening weekend was low compared to previous opens, when most were expecting it to benefit much more from the inclusion of Iron Man.)

Trailers. The plague of film enjoyment.

Aw. I kinda feel sorry for you young guys. Back in the day, theaters erupted into applause on a regular basis.

Yeah. Mankind is relegated to has-been status, but Humanity is the entire point.