Nah, fool. You only hire the best.

Maria: "I don't want to."

AND NOW FOR A COMPLETELY UNRELATED COMMENT FOR NO REASON EXCEPT I JUST WANNA:

And smells like an ape's scrotum. An ape in the jungle, too, not, like Bubbles.

*auto-tune* ooh-wee-ooh

This guy doesn't fuck. He just types the word a lot.

You like fish dicks?

Or chamois towels to loan to their lawyers so they don't look like flop-sweating cretins.

I use the word "fuck" way too-much and way-too ungracefully.

Damn. This escalated quickly.

[FARTS]

This fucking irredeemable creep is President of the United States.

Oh. NO. You. Dint.

Um, Trump first or no.

You know what I came here to type, but I saw there were already 93 comments, and I didn't want to just repeat it for (at least) the 80th time.

Again, I think we have the tendency to blame people for their perceptions of her but let her skate on her failings. She projects an iffy personality. Her face shows her anger, instead of her compassion. She's defensive. If it's for no reason —- if she really needn't be —- then she needed to work on that. She is…

It's Disney. Money is involved somehow, somewhere. He wanted it; they didn't want to give it to him. They cheated him out of some. Something like that.

"and it’s safe to say that they don’t make anybody look good."
Did I miss something, because this article only makes one person look bad.

The Who proved the lie to all that kind of merchandise years before you were probably born.

You would've thought, having been through it all with Bowie and Elton, I wouldn't have been so frightened by Prince and his little panties.