Yet-Another-Joker is standing right there.

This.

So, how long until Ben Affleck takes his rubber muscles and splits?

Yo, Bob Seger? Here's a shit-stain that needs to get bleached.

Nobody's gonna say anything about The Rock in this thread?

You know you don't HAVE to have either of them.

"Baw-witabaw upchuck the diggy diggy."

Look, if Texas, Michigan, and Wisconsin refuse to secede, the rest of us can leave them.

Another candidate for Most Punchable Motherfucker.

"That's why I've shut down all the science-y stuff. We'll just let Gyna do it."

There are reportedly more than 100 bodies at the bottom of Ford Lake, Detroit, Michigan.

I guess I could YouTube it, but I'm lazy. Just what kind of music is ICP anyway? I always just assumed they sounded like Linkin Park.

That doggone money is mine.

He's gotta be startin' something.

Ooh, hee, hee!
*touches self*

Man, that just really reminds me.

C'mon, man! If the mattress was used in the murder, you can blame the hobo!

An Arby's executive just got an idea.

Not to be outdone, Chik-Fil-A is selling $65K napkins made from scraps of the Shroud of Turin.

There's going to be a LOT of CGI required if Kirstie Alley or Gary Busey are gonna work.