Yep. Stay home. I'm the one privileged.

Really? It isn't your privilege to go to a restaurant?
Baby-sitter or stay home. Two options right there.

Yes.

Absolutely! You have no proof they explicitly said explicitly that.

"…she's generally done a good job"

OK. You want to keep assuming anybody the Democrats might've picked other than Hillary would have failed against Trump. Sure. You've got no proof of that, but go on…

You're saying we're not inches away from all that now?

What the hell are you talking about now? Are you trying to joke?

Good pick.

Run, The Rock. Run.

Nah, Iggy. I'll read you in a week or two.

Child abuse is soooo cute when the Alphas do it.

Gosh. What is this? AV Club is starting to consider context as a variable for deciding a determination of social justice whatsit?

Yeah? I don't think "compelling" means what you think it means.

What about her dentistry!??! That sh!t ain't cheap!

Right. The guy's pay is "insanely inflated." Emma Stone is underpaid.

Oh. You were joking about your own diaper? In that case, Poopy-Pants. Hell yes, you gotta walk around with it all day! That's the most important part of the fetish!

They didn't provide any options, but you chose the restaurant. How entitled are you?

Nope. "Never in public" has been just about right for generations.

Like, on the Planet of the Apes?