People for generations have found ways of accommodating their baby's needs out of sight of the general public.

You gotta do what you gotta do includes not taking a baby into a restaurant, yeah? 'Cause I don't think we've really exhausted every option.

You really can't find a bathroom to take care of your baby's shit? Seriously?

Um, Health Department, please?

Something, something, joke about Jeremy Renner imitating a propeller.

Again, calling this art. Art has every right to be offended.

Eh. Art is a little offended, now. It's Jay-Z. Wut?

If you hurt when you fart, you should see a doctor.

It's hotter than Spider-Man!

The story of O.J. is, he's a murderer. Now let's do Cosby.

White people are known for the way they fk everything up. Amirite?

You can't have Maine. Lobsters are gonna be scarce in a few years. You cannot have control of lobsters. Who do you think you are?

= Moderation!

It's a compliment! They wet their pants, but they just don't care! Irish strong!

Sure. Let's all jump to Jay-Z's defense. "In my opinion Jay is giving the Jewish community a compliment." Yeah. Wut?

Golf course music is for everybody!

Just wait until you see who the Democrats run for President in 2020.

Actually, not. "More voted for him" is still true, because you're basing that on votes. That true statement is about votes cast. You can't count non-votes when you're counting votes.

Union Made.

What? You can't trust Nielsen ratings? Statistics are not proof? Numbers can be fudged?