Hyuck! Hyuck! Hyuck!

The devil gotta have a clip for his money.

Because a money clip is totally a practical thing that someone should spend $200 on.

Dumb Thing Exists, Should People on Twitter Ignore It?

Well, not directly, you're not.

What actually happened was, Dubbya got away with being a total fucking liar about his military service.

Eh. *makes a hand gesture that implies sorta-yes / sorta-no*

That's the intestines. The anus doesn't make anything. It's basically just an automatic door.

Heh. Americans! We give a shit what they think!

And I believe I have figured out why your children describe you to their friends as "that crazy fucking idiot I have to live with until I'm 18."

Well, duh.

[Fast forward to mid November 2018 when Count Erpoint invites Fancyarcher to a pub to commiserate, but Fancyarcher has to turn the invitation down on account of all the talking apes running amok.]

Because Hillary Clinton didn't just help pull our ass out of World War Fucking II!!!

Pretty much everyone predicted Hillary would beat Trump.

"I was right when I said they were deplorable, guys. Right, guys? I mean, come on! Amirite?"

Not allowed! It's logo versus logo, and you WILL NOT QUESTION IT!

If Booker gets the nomination, you can take the whole political season off. 'Cause Trump takes that in a landslide.

I'd kill for a Democrat Trudeau, though. He'd wipe the Republicans' ass.

Um, could it be that Cory Booker and Hillary Clinton are versions of the same thing, and, therefore, instead of being curious, this scenario of yours makes 100% sense?

Sadly, I agree we have approached that place.