But, but, but Hamilton The Musical!

Democrats lose elections time after time.

The punditry has already declared it a "triumph," when it was actually…Worst. Pollack. Joke. Ever.

You realize we're not living in the '50s anymore, yeah?

This.

In 2018, the Democrats will get slaughtered. It will be historic in the sense that everyone assumes the party of the President takes a hit in the mid-term.

That doesn't really make much sense though.

As a post-Catholic, I think there's a whole sort of ingrained perspective with American Catholics that they can just pick and choose what they would from the dogma and ignore the rest.

You still believe there's an audience for the balanced approach? After so many decades of this shit?

Oh, I get it. You're doing a comedy routine.

"I'm With Her" is the worst fucking political slogan I've ever encountered in my entire life.
- Something I said before I gandered at these

I can't muster the energy to read anything written by Katie Rife.

Quick! Somebody poke Alec Baldwin's eyes out!

"Financing movies is a bitch. It would help if we had a marketable actor for this likely-to-be-unseen indie drama."

Who drinks his milkshake? Who drinks it UP?

And yet, he used the term "crip-face."

Yes. People have forgotten. Also, casting is a purity test.

"Well, he just handed that woman the pills. She's the one who swallowed. She could've been a good girl and just asked for cocoa."

Great (not great). He can be acquitted just in time for Christmas.

Ed Sheeran bio-pic? Is that really a thing?