I know a girl who was sleeping with (being assaulted by) her late twenties high school volleyball coach when she was 15. The whole thing unraveled when she told his wife after he stood her up for a “date”. He got 5 years and she got a lot of therapy.

These kinds of billboards make me wish for my younger give no fucks days when I would probably climb up and spray paint in huge letters “BUT HE DID” and worry about the consequences later... of course, there was no social media back then so no evidence to claim bragging rights...

He probably smells exactly like the nasty hot dog water, so “sausage” is right.

Tangential story: at the duty-free shop at de Gaulle back in 2010, the fragrance sales dude said about the then-new Bleu by Chanel, “It’s going to be bigger than No. 5!”

“Depp, and Depp alone, is fully responsible for any financial turmoil he finds himself in today,” the suit read. If any of the above is true, it sure sounds like it to me!

Water is cheaper than the cologne he presumably applies by the liter.

God, Johnny Depp has the same taste in art as a student in a first year art history course.

The end is extremely fucking nigh.

Fun fact! I had a relative who knew him when he was young. He went by “Billy” then. So whenever I’m upset, I just call him “Billy” in my mind and it helps just a little

I’ve seen my dad cry maybe 3 times in my life. He choked up on the phone the other night when commenting he thought that he’d never see this kind of ugliness again in his lifetime. That’s probably partially his straight white male privilege talking. But it was still pretty heartbreaking. The good news is that a lot of…

So true. Reilly’s all about Reilly and whatever will keep him in front of a camera.

No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.

I guess it’s official now. U.S. Democracy: 1776-2017.

Last word, so salty!

Sally Yates wasn’t fired because she was “weak” on border security.

Wikipedia getting salty.

That was actually on her wikipedia page for a half a second before they changed it. I caught the revision

It would be great if our checks and balances started checking and balancing anytime now

“Trump Trumps Another Competent Female Public Servant”

In the US Holocaust Museum. It’s not a fucking to do-list Bannon!