One womp followed by a more sever womp.

Bitch cheap shot.

That mastiff is the only one that doesn’t look like it needs to be put out of its misery. What a beautiful dog with all its wonderful skin.

Great, now I have to go bleach me eyes.

Why are the majority of baseball players such whiny bitches all the time? 

Methinks Oscar has realized that while 400k a week is nice, he’s still a Brazilian dude that has to live off of authentic Chinese food, which can be a little daunting.

I always root for the animals in competitions that are aimed at harming them for the enjoyment of a crowd.

To be fair, that’s the reaction most people have when they drink a Bud Light.

Jeff Samardzijaarriving and promply performing what looks like a stone cold stunner on his own teammate.

That fight was called like the announcer had a personal stake in a Giants winning outcome from the fight. He really wanted Harper to have been touched by the first Giant that came in but funnily enough that Giant took out 2 of his own guys and completely missed Harper.

It also doesn’t help that the Chevy guy looks like God created him specifically to sell used cars.

For once I would fucking love a just ending to this story, however because of the status quo, I do not expect it.

Crosby is obviously lying here, his concussion eval, in his eyes at least, was probably a trainer asking him, ‘hey, you ok?’. The protocol for a concussion eval takes a significant amount of time, the kind of time that would have taken him out of probably the rest of that period.

Just a minor correction, Karlson plays for the Ottawa, Carlson plays for Washington.

Snyder looks like a young Emperor Palpatine.

Which part is the sad one in Fleury’s quote?

The only way Crosby gets 2-minutes if the roles were reversed is if Crosby breaks his stick on Niskanen’s face on the play.

I think the knee just looks worse than it is, it doesn’t really get stuck under him and is able to slide out when the major weight of his body comes down on it.

That’s 2 minutes for making contact with Crosby but nothing else. 5 and a misconduct is complete bullshit for a reaction to someone barreling into you out of control and who’s head is at elbow height.

I couldn’t help but break into laughter when I read about his injury last night while watching Alex Ovechkin take a hip to the knee, go ass over tea kettle onto the ice, not able to put hardly any weight on that leg, and then return for the start of the 2nd period. Then to hear he’s out for the rest of the postseason…