you’re friend is a privileged idiot

just once I wish they’d trot out some Today related person who would say “babies are hard and I kind of wish I would have skipped this” or “we are wearing out the planet out so I chose to forgo the obligatory loin fruit for a lifetime of sleeping in, leisurely reading, day drinking and valuable volunteer work.”

It’s pronounced “Fuck that”.

“He broadcasts from home.

I don’t care if they have a five minute rave with the cheerleaders at the end of a particularly great play. Penalize them for delay of game, not for excessive celebration if you must. As long as they’re not doing anything that would require a parent to get you into the theater if it were happening in a movie, allow it.

Speed isn’t the reason people get killed, it’s lack of experience, imagination, bravado and sheer stupidity that does.

The roads are safest when everyone is traveling at the same speed, and in the same direction and paying attention.

It sounds a little ridiculous to move just to save money on your loan, but the student loan burden is no joke.

Unless Dems take control of the legislature and pass a law requiring it. The White House will probably still be able to redact names like Obama’s admin did though.

The rationale for the vanishing visitor’s log was given as ‘it saves the taxpayers $17,500.’

Oh god, no. You don’t know my friends.

You people are going to Hel for these Asgardian puns.

You must be, because there are four people behind the IP address that I’m posting this from.

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war.

Oh, oh my god. You’ve convinced me, anonymous internet commenter! You have changed my mind with your comment, the ‘logic’ that I have only heard about a thousand times over the past few decades of my life. But you, you were the one to finally break through. I am no longer a liberal, no longer someone who cares about…

You are unilaterally deciding that this is a suicide out of “concern” for her family. The family has other things to do than read Jezebel right now, I guarantee you. If people here want to discuss how this might not be a suicide and how pressure should be kept up on the authorities - not the family, the authorities -…

Honestly, it’s the rare, rare comic that stays funny throughout their career, to the end. Even Carlin, whom I love, turned into a cranky old man who did little more than bitch about things he didn’t like (and not very well) on his last album or two. At some point, you just run out of steam, or you lose your edge, or…

It’s a suicide

Good luck. There are millions of people who currently use YouTube, and millions more who want to. And every day, another batch of people comes of age who wants to do it, too.

That’s amazing. Thanks.