You couldn’t pay me to actually watch, so I have to ask... did they really run it without commercials? I figured they’d still run with what few advertisers they have left. Surely there’s one or two that haven’t jumped ship yet.

“This young man never had a bummer, in some thirty-three [LSD] trips. Every one of them was a delight. He only needed to snap his fingers and down he came, anytime. But on Voyage 34 he finally met himself coming down an up staircase and the encounter was crushing.”

Everyone is a “law abiding” gun owner until the first time they use it to commit a crime, asshole. Story after story comes out about people with no criminal record, perfect “law abiding” gun owners, who decide one day to murder someone. Usually a spouse. Usually a woman.

You do realize that if the gun was harder (emphasis on harder, not impossible) to obtain, the killer would have just used a knife, right?

Read the first few pages of the Bulletproof Diet book on Amazon just now. He lost me at “toxins”. Best advice I ever got, avoid anyone who believes in “toxins”. Makes it real easy to avoid scams.

Because I was using a colloquial term for “inferior” or “improvised” without thinking about the cultural insensitivity of it. You’re right, DIY is more appropriate. I’d edit, but Kinja won’t let me.

The fuck does the Gawker lawsuit have to do with this? You’re either suggesting you deserve one for “mercilessly mocking Trump” or you just needed another excuse to remind everyone how butthurt you are that someone had the money to fund a winning lawsuit against you.

Doug Stanhope comes to mind.

Because “ghetto” is slang for the cheap, homemade version of something - you know, like people who live in the ghetto have to do because they’re poor. And “Bear with me” up there is the kind of asshole who didn’t get the memo that referring to things as “ghetto” is dehumanizing and insulting to the people who live in…

Yeah, that’s what’ll help. Crossfire. From “minimally trained” people.

Fuck you. There are 7 billion people on this planet. These stories are terrible, but they don’t even represent a fraction of a fraction of a sliver of humanity.

Why do it in a school? If I had to make a fairly educated guess, I’d say it’s because he gets the Two-Fer. He gets to take out his rage (or whatever’s driving him) on his target, and he gets to be famous afterward. Not that he’ll get to experience the fame, but as soon as we get more details, we’ll all know his name.…

That’s some horribly judgey, unsympathetic BS to say suicide is a selfish act.

Sadly, I suspect that access to guns or not, this crime would have happened. The shooter would just be referred to as the stabber.

Fake news. Everyone knows that all the school shootings stopped once the black dude was kicked out of the white house.

United does suck in general. I have flown them exactly once in my adult life, and they routed me from Albuquerque to Boston via three different connections (which I wasn’t expecting, they just sprung that shit on me day-of) AND they lost my luggage on the way - surprise, surprise.

Regardless, once the passenger creates a disorderly situation, the airline has total and complete authority to remove the passenger.

“She had such high hopes for it,” the source continued, “and now she’s terrified she will never work again or become a laughing stock.”

My new account details came in the mail yesterday afternoon, so I set up the payments with Honda last night. I was very disappointed that I had to use a bank account and couldn’t link a credit card. Oh, well.

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