Jenn is a goddamn national treasure.

From Justin to Baja Cali

My favorite quote of the night was when Dan was discussing with Joe and Mike how he has tried to get Sierra back on their side "…and I've done nothing but grovel." I'm pretty sure, now, that Dan neither understands what an apology is nor knows how to grovel.

That was almost James vs. Denise in China levels of not being able to throw the challenge. Thankfully Mike could brute force Kelly into getting the right answer. Denise was never going to eat that balut.

I guess this is as good of a place to post this comment as any…Did anyone else think Jenn's confessional about the turtles was a weird one? She said her chances of winning are better than a turtle's of surviving. Am I reading too much into it or was that a winner's confessional?

May he rest in peace, bro.

Congraduritos to Nick Kroll, Jenny Slate, Jon Daly, et al. for cracking me up every episode. The best part of this show was the attention to little details. From casting Lauren Collins on the pitch perfect Degrassi parody, to all of the crazy spinoffs, cuts, and sound effects for Dr. Armond, the show was really a…

I'm really curious to see where the show goes with the whole Blaine and Liv are nemeses thing. David Anders is clearly having the time of his life with this part. As a matter of fact, it feels like everyone is having fun with everything. So far the only weak parts are Liv's roommate and Major. Hopefully they get…

I always knew I liked you.

Not quite my tempo.

I thought Hali's confessional where she was calling Max extremely self-centered for putting his warty foot in the pot of drinking water just so strange. Sure, it's disgusting after the fact, but Jenn was the one who told him to do it and I'm sure the first thought in his head wasn't "Oh, but I have a wart" but rather…

You've gotta give it to Joaquin. He was on the outs with his tribe after the first vote but managed to worm his way in with Carolyn and, especially, Tyler. Granted, Max and Shirin weren't really helping themselves at all…

If you vote out Carolyn, you still have a strong 2 left in Shirin and Max that can still try to make waves. There's no way that Carolyn is going to team up with Shirin and Kelly is just along for the ride at this point so Jenn, Hali, and Will are sitting pretty in the majority.

Clearly the day he left the security of his mother's womb.

Big Brother. I'm glad Survivor got him instead.

I was about to praise him for having a really great night, but I think he does need some points deducted for immediately leaving Sierra alone with Joaquin, Tyler, and Joe. Thought, I guess he couldn't try to get Dan to apologize and keep an eye on Sierra at the same time.

Props to Mike for realizing very quickly that Sierra was feeling alienated and for at least attempting to coach Dan. I thought I couldn't be more embarrassed by Dan's mock-apology and then when he went in for the actual "apology" I just started yelling "NO NO NO NO NO" at my TV. Yikes.

At least the Collar theme led us to Jeff talking about the White Collar Caller, Blue Collar Caller, and No Collar Caller.

I don't hate it. Even if they lose the next 3 challenges, all of No Collar stays intact and can possibly join back up with Joe at the merge. They can pick off the outcasts left at Escameca and cruise to final 4 or so. The merge might be tough for them, but after that Jenn and Hali are probably sitting pretty.

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