I miss Gary Hawkins :(

THERE IS NO WAY TONY OR LJ HAS AN IDOL. ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY I SWEAR.

Yeah it's a huge clusterfuck of overplaying strategy that is gonna take out all the "big players" pretty early, it seems.

Yeah I could be down with a Dale win for sure.

I'm pretty sure Julie isn't his sister…

So I am just going to go ahead and say the completely untrue and unfair generalization that female cops are very terrible at Survivor. Yikes.

That or one of the Fabios. I'd take Alec over Drew.

This season feels like it's shaping up to be either Gabon or Nicaragua. Yikes.

That was my favorite exchange of the night.

Yeah I mean, JT completely misread the situation but it's not a huge stretch to infer what he did. Micronesia was fresh in his mind and of course it makes sense for Parv to spearhead an all girls alliance. And I'm with you on the Russell hate. What an insufferable asshole.

Yeah I really hated Samoa all the way through. There's not much redeemable about it. I also was pretty close to quitting after the first couple of episodes. BUT THE GAME IS FLAWED.

I wasn't sure I wanted to include Purple Kelly on that list because I think she's also memorable for being part of the infamous double quit. I guess she can be forgettable for two reasons.

I think you're underserving Rob C. a little bit there. He successfully jumped back and forth between alliances throughout the post-merge and controlled the vote pretty solidly until the monster he created (Matt) led to his own undoing. I agree that Cirie is a great player but her game is different. She creates a…

It's funny how many people there are from recent seasons that are memorable only because they are eminently forgettable: Brett, Cowboy Rick, Carter, Vanilla, Leif…

This would probably be near the bottom, but one of my favorite quotes is still "If I get voted out first again, I will eat this rock!"

It's definitely in my Top 10, but man was it hard to watch the Heroes shoot themselves in the foot over and over and over again. Sandra basically tried giving them the game on a platter but freaking Candice got cold feet and tried flopping. Instead, the Heroes gave Sandra the game on the platter since she was the…

Can I switch Jon for Dale?

That would be the Twinnies.

Nope, not a bigot at all.

He definitely tried to play like he wasn't the swing vote during tribal council, but I don't think the awkward way he ended it with a nervous laugh was very helpful. Glad he kept his mouth shut about it in general, though.