Fuck the entire world for wanting to elect their own versions of Donald Trump. Turkey is going to hold a referendum in a few weeks that would give their insane leader even more power. Are there any rational leaders left in the world? Maybe like two: Angela Merkel and Justin Trudeau.

Yep, it's rooted in the party's DNA and it won't be going away.

I miss the days when the Republican Party had compassionate people like Gerald Ford and Bob Dole leading the party. They let St. Ronny Reagan and Newt Gingrich drag the party into a world in which facts don't matter and that anyone who is poor is clearly lazy.

He apparently said that his wife told him to take the job.

Ah, Mark Green. He's trying to run for governor and I would honestly rather have him in Trump's cabinet than here in Tennessee anymore. Of course, all the Republican candidates for governor in TN are crazy and horrible people so we're screwed unless the Democratic candidate, Karl Dean, pulls a stunning upset.

Did you see Tillerson's statement on North Korea? Holy shit, why does this man have that job?

The worst part has been that all of a sudden, all these Republican Senators are demanding an investigation. They were completely hesitant to do so with Trump but now, they must get to the bottom of what Susan Rice did. Or in this case, didn't do.

Today, a horrible attack happened in Syria that killed 69 people and injured more. It was the worst chemical attack in years in Syria. How does Trump and the White House respond? By using it as a way to blame Obama so they can deceive their supporters into thinking this attack was all on Obama instead of being…

I thought his ultimate goal was to have Sandra Beeman at his side in a bathing suit while he does Eddie Murphy impressions?

You bet. I loved all those shows and one of the things that I found out recently was that there was going to be a fourth season of Jimmy Neutron but was cancelled and Planet Sheen replaced it. That's a shame because they had big plans for the fourth season including going darker and finally have Jimmy and Cindy be a…

I know when I was younger, I was always exposed to the lowest common denominator kids' flicks because all my friends were into that. I had all my friends convince me that Dennis the Menace 2 and Home Alone 3 were all great and hilarious movies and I fell for it.

That's bad.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Worth it!

But it comes with your choice of toppings!

The twist is the frozen yogurt is cursed.

"*Nuclar"-George W. Bush

I loved the video circulating on Twitter that played the Veep closing credits when Donald Trump forgot to sign the EO. It's disturbing that Veep has become our political reality.

It was interesting because David Chase implied throughout the series that Tony could change and in the episode when he is in a coma indicated that deep down, he probably is a good person whose environment and parents warped him.
EDIT: Can someone please teach me the proper way to do the spoiler tags?

I always liked to imagine Die Hard as an episode of Family Matters in which Reginald VelJohnson's character was gone for the entire episode and that is what he did while everyone else had their normal adventure.