When anything “Planet Honda” comes on, I want to bend my TV in half and flush it down the toilet.

Hey folks! Sunday is looking to be extremely wet. Any plans for a rain date?

Jaguar XJ-220 powered Transit van. The one from Top Gear. Travesty or majesty?

Could’ve been way worse. Glad you’re OK!

Damn. I tried so hard to make this work, but my schedule can’t fit it. You mentioned you’re hanging out at the ePrix this weekend — anywhere in particular?

Someone get the Gran Turismo sound guy on the line. The one they poached from Turn 10. Tell him to sample this right now.