Scalding water does not sterilize, just fyi. Water needs to hit at least 160 to kill bacteria.

Just came to say that the only time I've ever considered trolling was on the knot boards. They are crazy mean and mostly entitled etiquette snobs that I am convinced try to make new posters run away crying. I pictured myself as the bride avenger, standing up to the regulars and making them feel bad for what they did.…

If I had a dollar for every time I've been in that situation...

I bow down to you.

My personal favorite are the people who are virulently anti-kids at the wedding for their own wedding, but then once they have kids, bitch about how impractical it is to expect them to find childcare for their special day.

I was firmly in the no kids camp a out five years before I was ever getting married, but when it got down to the nitty gritty, we chose to have a destination wedding, and I just thought it would be awful for everyone to have to figure out childcare. My sister reassured me that she would do it and wouldn't dream of…

No. I don't know this Sailor. I was referring to this badass 7 year old Sailor. Sorry, should have linked in my original reply.

On iTunes, pretty simple. Click on your account, sign in, go to purchase history, choose the order date, and report a problem. They take you into a menu, and you say why you want your money back. It's immediately refunded. Brilliant move on their part. I'm sure Amazon does something similar.

unless you want her to survive a plane crash, light a stick on fire from the crash to guide her to the nearest house to track down help, LIKE A BOSS.

You can ask for a refund. iTunes refunded me when I fucked up with the Pinkprint.

Unfortunately, Barris' argument banks on the fact that Cosby could possibly be innocent.

I'd find him a lot more credible if he discussed how the cops told him to change his story to fit their timeline. Really, if he said anything about their two hours of questioning when he wasn't being recorded, that would help me to believe a word of this.

Yay!! Thank you! I'll pass that on to everyone I know!

I'm sure she heard you.

My mom bought paper this year that had a grid printed on the inside. A GRID. For perfect cutting. She has no idea where she bought it, but if I ever find out, it's the only paper I will ever use again.

"I MUST HUG YOU NOW"

*Christiane* Amanpour, JIC you are still checking for spelling.

Right, well we certainly can't blame the male. After all, that's just his nature. Girls have to think about their actions, because boys (and only boys) only think about sex. And that's just a fact of life.

But let's keep imposing abstinence only education... No reason to actually educate girls about how to not get pregnant.

I'm not a good Catholic, although this pope is really starting to make me think twice, but for some reason I have a huge pet peeve about people confusing immaculate conception and virgin birth. Because there are DIE HARD Catholics who don't know that the immaculate conception wasn't the conception of Jesus. Hell, I've…