I get those too. Usually it's my gift for getting rid of the UTI. Good luck to you! Those suck something awful.

Sadly, mine would be full of "UTIs" and "fear of more UTIs" You people are complaining about being tired??? I'm BURNING over here.

I feel like pregnancy probably adds 10-15 degrees to the equation.

Can you please tell this to the bartender at Shutters? Thx.

My mind often tricks me into thinking that I burned calories because I sweat when I walk up my stairs on a 90 degree day. Today it's 95, so.... three ice cream sandwiches?

I, for one, am glad that the Ghostbusters 2 truthers are finally getting their time in the spotlight. Thanks, Gute!

On a similar note, mine always changes "thanks" to "thabks"

Oh I guarantee that happened, but not in the book. I'd be willing to put money that it was a discussion in the writers' room.

NOPE! I never learned that in school, and was certainly not taught by a parent. Sure, that should happen, but it took until the Sex and the City episode about Charlotte's depressed vagina for me to even think about looking at myself from that angle. And when I did, I asked my roommates in a conversation a hell of a…

I think the point of that whole plotline is that there are a LOT of women from all backgrounds who have no idea how their bodies work, and have clearly never bothered to use a hand mirror to find out.

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Very much so... That connection hasn't escaped me either.

Oh, they've been exclusively diet drinks for the last ten years. I always forget to mention that.

Ahhh, see, and that's the thing that always gets him. Your addiction is socially acceptable. Because it's coffee. His is energy drinks... and soda. People really look down on that shit. My family rolls their eyes whenever we visit and have to stop at the store for his Mountain Dew. We were not a plastic bottle on the…

My husband is 35. He has all of that, plus it can really fuck with his digestion in a way that his doctor told him, "Yeah... getting older sucks, doesn't it?" Don't let it continue. And from a female perspective, if you ever feel like getting pregnant, cutting it out cold turkey then will be next to impossible.

Anecdotal, sure, but my husband has been drinking mountain dew and energy drinks daily since he was a teenager. He has recently weened himself off of the energy drinks, and it is a daily struggle. He often responds to people who judge him for his caffeine use and choice of caffeine with, "I get it, it's my cigarettes.…

A friend of mine always takes a picture of the guy's license plate and texts it to her roommate before they go anywhere. Might be overkill. Might offend some guys. But it's a damn good idea.

WHAT.

Spaghetti straps. On a ball gown. It just has nineties written all over it.

Beautifully put. One minor bone to pick.