Yes, she was cool. He is nasty. But I never got the details out of her.

A T.A. for one of my art history classes in college was an ex-fiance of John Mayer. It seemed pretty recent, but not recent enough where she wanted to tell us what a bad guy he was. She was more in the eye-rolling, my god did I dodge a bullet phase. Awesome person though.

The 24601 grill was pretty great...

I also feel the need to point out that for a "So You Didn't Have To," pretty effing light on the deets!

I fully support this idea. Sending picture of wrist to fiancé now.

Apparently they are Radio Disney's "Next Big Thing." They've done bit parts in a couple of movies too. Talented kids.

Yeah. I, too, had a case of the Knopes.

Lindy, I don't have much to add to the conversation because you are spot-fucking-on. But I will watch the movie again in order to call that fucking kid a cock-blocktopus, wait to see if anyone around me read this article, and if not TOTALLY TAKE CREDIT. I'm not into plagiarism, Lindy. I just want my family to think…

But… his storyline starts three weeks before Christmas. Not summer. I see your point, but it's not a summer job. Just a part-of-December job when she isn't waitressing? Cause she only waitresses on Christmas!

Nope. Mostly Gawker. But I'm an orange, too, so I probably notice your avatar more than a lot of others whenever I'm on Deadspin.

I'm always such a fan of you.

How are you in the grey? You comment all the time.

Yes. Totally. This is why he is my hero. He actually had a short-lived show about it on A&E. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt144217…

Whenever I see Tony Danza I go through this catalog in my head of… am I supposed to hate him? Because I confuse him with Scott Baio. I know. I KNOW. It's the weirdest thing to confuse. Especially because Tony Danza is a hero. I always feel bad about myself for forgetting that.

I wanted to use lemons on the tables instead of flowers because flowers are expensive. I thought bowls of lemons would look nice and be fragrant. The wedding planner cannot comprehend. I finally said ok, fine… lemons and the bridesmaids flowers on the table. WP: But won't the bridesmaids miss their bouquets?

This was the absolute worst part of the wedding planning process for me. I changed my mind three times (BECAUSE I NEVER CARED IN THE FIRST PLACE) and I'm fairly certain I forgot to ever tell my florist. Everything will clash. WHO CARES.

Puns are EVEN BETTER when you have to explain them, and I mean that sincerely!!!

Robin Hood was not a fox, however.

I like that the Set P.A. is probably asking the same question.

I really hope that's what actually happened to the dinosaurs.