Aww, thanks! I'll put that $478 towards something else then.

Aww, am I the only one who can't drink a milkshake? It's not even a lactose thing. It's just that they are so good that I drink the whole thing, and then pay for it. Actually, it might be a lactose thing. I should look into that...

I'd totally pay $500 for a milshake if it meant I could poop like a normal person some time in the three days following.

Think about it.

All you have to do is pee into a fountain the same time as a golden retriever, and the same time that lightning strikes it. Right? That's how he happened, right?

I don't know, guys. I liked it. Maybe I'm just relieved to see something that's just dorky, not at all hipster, and entirely embarrassing and full of love for that future baby. I know everybody's gotta be clever and original announcing their pregnancies nowadays, and that's annoying, but these people seem genuinely…

I got the sense that he probably thought that, too.

I've been in a fight with my mail carrier for the last three years, so unfortunately the DVD plan is not an option for me. If you want everyone in the building's junk mail though, I'm your guy.

Thank you! So helpful. If I buy the first season, the second I tear open the plastic wrap, it will be available on Netflix. But I'm excited to watch the pilot.

How did you watch it? Forgive me if the answer is as blatantly obvious as "I borrowed the DVDs from a friend," but I keep checking Netflix, Prime, Hulu, etc. and none of them offer Veronica Mars! I really want to watch, but probably not enough to order the DVDs.

It looks... omelette-ish? Like, if you baked it, but not long enough for it to be a fritatta, and then microwaved as well.

Edit? No. Argue that Callie had a point when she remarked that the letter was too casual, you bet. As for the authority... do you need a snack? This is a comment section. What did you think it was meant for?

It's actually a build up that can happen when you are dehydrated. People can rarely feel it. Doesn't mean I can take my eyes away.

I just don't know how MLK, Columbus, and Presidents' Day all became fringe holidays. And I don't need New Year's Day off. I'm not arguing against it, but I'd really prefer one of these. It is damn hard getting through October.

You're totally right. The important thing is that the appropriate action was taken.

Agreed. Happy action was taken. That much is true.

Wow. The camp director was right. Tetherball is dangerous.

When you put it that way, Jesus sounds like the creepy schoolyard bully.

Kanye, I'm sorry. Wipe your mouth. No, really. Wipe your mouth. WIPE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!! C'mon, man. Just get that corner, it's all I'm asking.

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