That's because of all those crazy tampon buying sprees you go one when you're raking in the cash.

I really wish that just once when a reporter reached a celebrity's rep for comment about rumored dating, they'd say "Dude, I don't know. Ask her rep. I can't keep track of this shit. Get back to me when he Paula Deens all over the place."

So your head probably explodes when a menu has panini's. Mine does. I've been known to edit them.

You are totally right. The worst part is that I do this for a living. I feel so ashamed.

You had me at "you fucking Rhodes Scholar!"

I am very lucky, and they are paying for most of it. But as I'm sure you know, when parents throw in some money, they expect to be a big part of decisions. Arbitrary decisions like a town hall legal ceremony vs. a fun symbolic one. Are you really telling me that your sister who you never talk to might be offended that…

I do the same thing. I have one coworker who put's apostrophe's in word's that would never call for them. He's Canadian. Do they teach that there? Regardless, I can't take anything he says seriously.

I thought I was a baller by giving my one friend $150 once. But please no. Everyone else gets $100. I can't start feeling cheap about dropping one of those.

This is what I thought I was getting into when we signed up for the destination wedding thing. And then my parents were all: Caribbean? How about Italy. $10k later, and I've fallen through the rabbit hole.

Oh, yeah. It's the least of the problems. It's just that this one in particular is going out of the way to be wrong. It's the (well, one of many) reasons I can't watch shows like The Bachelorette anymore. You have ten guys in their interviews saying "Her and I's relationship is getting really strong." Dude. You went…

Mike's and MY wedding.

So, 30 minutes after her publicity team releases this, they pull it? WHY DID YOU PUT IT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE?? TMZ still has it.

I had the exact opposite problem with my first GYN visit when I was 21. I know, too late. But he asked me if I was sexually active, and I said no. Then he asked again and said "You know what that means, right?" And I said yes I know, and know I am not, and haven't been. (Sidenote - my celibacy was not planned. I…

That's a really good description. I hope she comes back so I can steal.

Wait. Barbie has bangs now? Did she always have bangs? Sorry, I'm just really struck by this haircut...

I love that you posted it here, and in a way I'm happy that it's on youtube... but doesn't it take some of the fun out of it? No. It probably doesn't. Am I going to watch the whole thing at work and not stoned? Yes... I probably will.

Oh please everyone, get over it. It was funny and it made a good point.

But when do we start Dark Side of the Moon? Before or after the roar..?

If you find a dress that is THE DRESS, but far too expensive, I suggest checking ebay and idonowidont.com - see if you can find the exact same dress your size or one size up - gonna have to tailor anyway, right? It seems to me to be worth at least looking.

(I really liked the BSC Little Sister series)