My muffin penis came with blueberry balls.

Obviously.

"Silly peasants"

Yankees fans don't need to be selfish or arrogant (though I will always defend profanity, because fuck you). We have more than enough pennants in recent memory not to develop the weird inferiority complexes a lot of other fans get.

I'm starting to think Magary writes these posts just to get a rise out of folks. Also:

Dan Schmitz @Simms2106
@drewmagary You can shit on my team, but don't shit on my city.
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You were hoping to be the devil's advocate and lure in a huge group of dirty rednecks that would trash talk in countless broken sentences and misspelled words.

Just keep in mind that St. Louis somehow has a higher murder rate than Baltimore and be glad you don't live in St. Louis. Or Baltimore, for that matter.

Here's a couple cool things about St. Louis: Wait....hold on.

Also the worst, when Cardinals fans refer to the play-offs as "Red October."

The main difference in your example is pretty easy to see. One pic is the team logo and the other pic is the guy their star outfielder offered rum to when his bat fell asleep.

Come to think of it, he had a tendency to enjoy a hearty laugh, too...

So what you're saying is that the Browns are just Phase One of a larger plan to expand his holdings?

C. Trent Rosecrans

I don't know why there is so much negativity towards Tebow. I can understand how some my be a little turned off by how he wears his faith on his sleeve, but he is a talented athlete, a great leader, and good guy. Its strange how people admire guys like Charlie Sheen ,who beats women, and held a knife to a woman's…

OJ: Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny and stop wasting my time

That was painfully unfunny. You should be shot.

Not gonna lie, a food basket is not an appropriate wedding gift.

Reddit has 50m users. That's like saying "England is on the case per usual."

No harm. It is what it is and when people become more aware of all people's human conditions, then the mind starts opening up and it creates more tolerance.