Wow. A new level of douchiness even for deadspin. Picking on a sick pubescent teenager because he gave an optimistic take on his team's prospects, and got lucky enough to win the lottery? Seriously???

Dude quit hating on the kid. How do you know that he is a punk? Your the one punking him. So quit talking smack. He's been through a lot obviously and putting him down like that is karma on your part. Who cares, so Cleveland gets the first pick. Woopty doo. I am glad they got the first pick, so then they can move…

I didn't catch the cocky head tilt, looked like a nervous teenager. It also could possibly be aftereffects of chemo/random tumors/ loss of vision in one eye. I still fucking love this site but it seems more and more I don't understand why you choose the battles you do. Because he was born rich is the only answer I…

Jesus, Sean - get a life. At the very least, take Sundays off.

And again I ask: "Who gives a fuck"

why do yall suck gronkowskis dick so much?

Young, wealthy, single, famous pro athlete parties a lot and sleeps with a lot of women: NEWS AT 11.

Gronk gonna Gronk. Stay golden, you precious giant man.