YES. This gets my annual comment. Now I'm thinking about that haircut young Shane Carter had in the video.

I've spent a good portion of my working day looking for mention of Preacher. Does no one like Preacher? I thought it was a stand out this year. Oh God - what else am I wrong about?

Without fail if I don't know the answer to something it's either: "I.. don't.. know.." (Homer at the post office) or "I dunno, coastguard?". It's not funny to anyone any more and I think my friends and family suspect I might be on year 15 of a very slow breakdown.

Any interaction with a New Zealander would have exposed you - "yeah… nah.." It covers all bases, even lulls in conversation.