cougartonabbess
Cougarton Abbess
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YES. This is what makes me so fucking angry. For every shitty abusive man whose art we fall over ourselves to uplift, there are countless women who are completely silenced. Now we’ll never get to hear what those women could have created, and I completely mourn the loss of those voices and talents in the world. Fuck

Leaving aside the fact that one of the people he targeted was fucking 14, lines like:

She never played another gig.”

AND (from a different person)

Everyone should clarify their positions on an important subject with a deadass sheep in the background 

I’m not a like, huge Chris Pratt fan, and I don’t begrudge him being all Jesus-y, if it helped him through stuff. It’s just...I dunno, maybe he should just straight up say “I’m against gay conversion therapy, which is a despicable, hurtful practice,” or even just sit down with Ellen Page to talk. I get the desire to

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Hereditary was going to get nominated for an Academy Award, but on the way there the Oscar stuck its head out the car window and, well, you know.

I really respect Kenneth Branagh as an artist. Fantastic actor, excellent director. But screwing around on Emma Thompson? Now I have to reappraise my opinion on the schmuck. 

You will talk about it RIGHT NOW AND ENJOY IT.

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Seriously? I went in with zero expectations, and the soundtrack was one of the things that won me over with the new Suspiria. I was afraid it would try to imitate Goblin’s legendary tunes, but instead it provided something completely different, yet just as appropriate. I still have Suspirium and Unmade stuck in my

Damn, what? Suspiria was easily Yorke’s best ever solo work and the song-songs are among some of his best non-Radiohead work. The more soundtrack-y cuts were otherworldly and frightening and repurposed Yorke’s gift for dour moods to great ends. What was there to dislike?

They don’t forget that they’re people. They don’t care.  An important distinction.

Who the fuck are you to tell her who she is and isn’t allowed to let masturbate in front of her?

If she doesn’t care, why should you? Two situations are not the same. One was consensual. The other was not.

I mean, he spent months on the run, constantly having to mommy or otherwise play therapist to his whiny, oh-so-conflicted best friend, all while getting next to no sleep because he had to keep on eye on that fucking Gollum. If self-sacrifice makes you a hero, I think it’s pretty undeniable that it’s SAM who’s the

Everyone knows Sam did all the heavy lifting....

The guy who took the ring all the way to Mordor despite suffering from an abusive, and almost addictive relationship, with it? Yeah, real pussy, huh?

When he gets old and fat it will naturally expand adding a refectory and an abbey

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