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it was utter shit

What guys are you blathering on about? I've only invented various technologies to help people.

How interesting for you. Though why you'd think I give a shit about what happens on the BBC site is a mystery. Still, why not prove the stereotypical myopia of the average American who fills their head with "satire" like this which does nothing more in effect than throwing a sheet over the rotting corpse of your…

I understood it perfectly, you self-important, stunted, absurdly insular, american windbag.

Hey Americans. just because your petty fucking media finds this headline news, that doesn't mean it's the 'world' that is stunned.